Tomorrow, thanks to Erica at Littlemummy we are having a guest here. Our very first. It's exciting! Reminds me of when I was at school and we had exchange students.
Our guest is a Londoner from Belgravia and has a beautiful blog full of fun and recipes. She's the real thing. And I'm going to go to her blog tomorrow and try not mess things up too much. But I'm nervous. Nervous in the way that I am if I have a guest coming at home that I haven't met before. What if they don't like it here? What if they think it's a bit messy (a pigsty, in fact)? So I think a bit of cleaning is in order before my new friend Belgravia Wife - sort of, comes to visit.
Let me see, where do I start? Someone will have to get rid of this giant bloody spider my sister brought in last night for starters! And it ain't gonna be me. I don't go anywhere near spiders. And given what happened last time Marianne bumped into that particular one, I guess it's not going to be her either. Sister 3? Would you mind? There, just flush down here.
Then there's the various smutty pictures Sister3 has strewn around the blog, including what just has to be my brother in law's posterior! We'll have tidy these away somehow.
Oh there might be the odd zombie escaped from the 18th Century. I'll have to do something about that too.
There, I feel a bit better. Now I have to go and worry about writing a nice guest post for tomorrow! See you there!
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